Queen Antonia Bayle: If you are reading this then I humble request your assistance in obtaining one of these valuable items; additionally, ignore the second part of this note.
Sir Lucan D'Lere: First, please ignore the first part. You know I am truly loyal to you. To thank me for being loyal to you and Freeport you can provide me with a gift should you so desire. I would gladly slaughter one hundred residents of your choice (traitors of Freeport; loyal citizens to Qeynos).